Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Hes Jokes
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
