Hes jokes
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"