A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Hes Jokes
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
