Hes jokes
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Memes
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0