Hes jokes
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"