Hes jokes

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?

A: He lost internet connection.

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Why did Technoblade die?

'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?