Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Hes Jokes
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
