Hes jokes
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.