Hes jokes

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07.

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.