Hes jokes
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.