Hes jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Memes
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.