Hes jokes
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!