A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Hes Jokes
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
