Hes jokes
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.