Hes jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his parents.

Oasis, am I right?

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Nothing, because fish can't talk.

Why can't Kobe go shopping?

He's dead.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.