So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Hes Jokes
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
