Hes jokes
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Memes
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪