Hes jokes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Memes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.