Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Hes Jokes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
