Hes jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Memes
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.