Hes jokes
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.