Hes jokes
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Memes
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.