Hes jokes
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Memes
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.