I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Hes Jokes
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
