Hes jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Memes
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.