Hes jokes

Why can’t Hitler do track?

He can’t even finish a race.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?

He was "bone tiba wild."