Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Hes Jokes
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
