Hes jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Memes
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.