Hes jokes

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Did the tree high five the emos?

No, he just left them hanging.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.