Hes jokes
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Memes
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!