We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Hes Jokes
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
