Hes jokes
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Memes
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"