Hes jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Memes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"