Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Hes Jokes
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
