Hes jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Memes
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.