Hes jokes

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

What does a plug do when he's horny?

He jacks off!

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.