Hes jokes
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Memes
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"