Hes jokes
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Memes
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.