Hes jokes
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Memes
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.