Hes jokes

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Why did the orphan become a criminal?

Because he wanted to actually be wanted.

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.