Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Hes Jokes
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
