Hes jokes
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Memes
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.