A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
