Hes jokes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Memes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.