Hes jokes
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Memes
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.