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Hes Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I donโ€™t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)