Hes jokes
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Memes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.