Hes jokes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um