Hes jokes

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?

He was always tardy.

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?