Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
