Hes jokes
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Memes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.