Hes jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Memes
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.