Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Hes Jokes
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
