Hes

Hes jokes

Dad

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

Ash

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Dwarf

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

Library

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Gift

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Orphan

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Difference

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Traffic

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.

Noise

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Helium

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.