Hes jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Memes
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?