Hes jokes

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.