Hes jokes
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
He lost Wifi connection...
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.