Hes jokes
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
He lost Wifi connection...
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?