Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Hes Jokes
He lost Wifi connection...
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
