A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Hes Jokes
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
