Hes jokes
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.