Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade then he threw the grenade
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
