Hes jokes
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.