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I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

Why did the school shooter earn extra points?

Because he was on a kill streak.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."