Why was the orphan so successful? Because when he was told go big or go home he only had one option.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
Why did 10 die?? Because he was in between 9/11
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
What did the tree do to the emo? He left him hanging
I wasn't close to my dad when he died. Which was good he died during 9/11
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
