Hes jokes

"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.

Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.

Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.