Hes jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
He pimples?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose