Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Hes Jokes
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
