You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Herpes no I don't want her her pees
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
